meddlingfashionista:

You Have An Awful Manner Of Speaking

i can speak however i want, but hahahahahahaahaha i guess i pick up some tator tots of vocab from those hella wicked bros with the paint. talk about rad partiers!!!!!!!!!!!! but they get their business done, that’s what respect is, dude.

(Source: dinersdriveinsanddie)

withapocarteresis:

im pretty indifferent hønestly

dønt call me øniøn rings

why not?? i don’t know what else to call you!!!!!! then again you seem kind of familiar.

(Source: dinersdriveinsanddie)

meddlingfashionista said: That Is Not My Name

i don’t know your name, sis. ain’t got a lotta time to be learning every fan and civilians title and all that baloney!!!!!! 

can’t wait for this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!

withapocarteresis:

crescents are pretty yummitude

sø i see yøu like betty crøcker

høws that wørking øut før yøu

i don’t just like the chick, she’s all sorts of dominating the fucking country, dude. talk about righteous government with eleven herbs and spices…..

what, you wanting to get your hate on with the one true imperial cake mistress, onion rings????? NOT KOSH-ER.

(Source: dinersdriveinsanddie)

carcinogenicgallantry:

I DON’T KNOW YOU. IN THE SLIGHTEST. OTHER THAN FROM SEEING YOUR BEEFY COUNTENANCE ON THE TELEVISION. 

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. 

check me out on this rad website i jacked through my four screened wall-top!!!!!!! you can find out all you need to get your chicken fingers on little bro, just dont go to any other articles.

carcinogenicgallantry:

WHAT HIGH CHAPLAIN 

DID YOU JUST USE HOT WINGS IN A SENTENCE

SLACKCHOPS

WHAT ARE YOU, THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY? 

TH-E high chaplain dude!!! don’t tell me you don’t know. 

nah, shit. the dough got smacked back in his place a long time ago…. let’s just say he got baked into submission!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i never was a big fan of cookies, though. 

cuttlefishieculler:

Mr. Fieri.

i don’t know you!! what’s up??