SIZZLE SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF.
This is the honey-roasted hand-baked always sweet-n-sour lair of the thiiRD ANTI C HRIST ALl hAIL THE EMPRESS. Zesty!


Apr 12th | 3

meddlingfashionista:

You Have An Awful Manner Of Speaking

i can speak however i want, but hahahahahahaahaha i guess i pick up some tator tots of vocab from those hella wicked bros with the paint. talk about rad partiers!!!!!!!!!!!! but they get their business done, that’s what respect is, dude.

(Source: dinersdriveinsanddie)

Apr 12th | 7

withapocarteresis:

im pretty indifferent hønestly

dønt call me øniøn rings

why not?? i don’t know what else to call you!!!!!! then again you seem kind of familiar.

(Source: dinersdriveinsanddie)

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Apr 12th | 3

meddlingfashionista said: That Is Not My Name

i don’t know your name, sis. ain’t got a lotta time to be learning every fan and civilians title and all that baloney!!!!!! 

Apr 12th

can’t wait for this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 12th | 7

withapocarteresis:

crescents are pretty yummitude

sø i see yøu like betty crøcker

høws that wørking øut før yøu

i don’t just like the chick, she’s all sorts of dominating the fucking country, dude. talk about righteous government with eleven herbs and spices…..

what, you wanting to get your hate on with the one true imperial cake mistress, onion rings????? NOT KOSH-ER.

(Source: dinersdriveinsanddie)

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Apr 12th | 6

carcinogenicgallantry:

I DON’T KNOW YOU. IN THE SLIGHTEST. OTHER THAN FROM SEEING YOUR BEEFY COUNTENANCE ON THE TELEVISION. 

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. 

check me out on this rad website i jacked through my four screened wall-top!!!!!!! you can find out all you need to get your chicken fingers on little bro, just dont go to any other articles.

Apr 12th | 1
meddlingfashionista: First Of All I Would Like To Say No Thank You That Will Not Be Necessary / Second You Need To Turn Your Replies On So I Do Not Have To Keep Messaging You Like This

oh, oops!!!!! let me get right on that, sauce patty.

Apr 12th | 6

carcinogenicgallantry:

WHAT HIGH CHAPLAIN 

DID YOU JUST USE HOT WINGS IN A SENTENCE

SLACKCHOPS

WHAT ARE YOU, THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY? 

TH-E high chaplain dude!!! don’t tell me you don’t know. 

nah, shit. the dough got smacked back in his place a long time ago…. let’s just say he got baked into submission!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i never was a big fan of cookies, though. 

Apr 12th | 1

dinersdriveinsanddie started following you

cuttlefishieculler:

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Mr. Fieri.

i don’t know you!! what’s up??

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Apr 12th | 4
meddlingfashionista: Who Or What Are You And Why Are You Following Me

the names fieri, sweet potato fry!!!!!!!!!! high chaplain to the empress and five star food crtic!!!!! just thought i’d follow around to meet some new faces and spread !!OBEY!!  some of my new recipes.